Top o' der mornin' to ya
	{ 17.03.2004 }

Today is the day of the Irish, St. Patrick's Day, a day where any tenuous Irish connection is taken as worthy excuse to commemorate the patron saint of Ireland, Mr Paddy.

But March 17th's joyous festivities aren't limited to those with an Irish granny. Today everyone will be wearing green t-shirts and ludicrously over-sized hats, telling leprechauns to 'feck off' and eating shamrocks.

But you can't enjoy St. Paddy's without drinking Guinness, which is surely a contradiction in terms. No one can seriously enjoy drinking tar. My preferred tipple is the fine Irish ale Caffrey's. That at least you can see into. Guinness is pie in a pint glass, so make sure you've not eaten before you venture into the dark stuff.

So in my best thick and highly plausible Irish accent, take care m'lovelies, and yous der 'av a 'appy Irish day so ya will.

{ 10.08 }

Comments

How cums ppl celebrate st. padtricks day if they r not Irish? And i dont own ne green clothes soz!

Ranted by Sheep at 23:33, 17th March 2004.

Not even the English celebrate St. georges day Patron saint of England but yet the English want to celebrate St. Paddy's day :S

Ranted by Emz at 13:40, 18th March 2004.

Sheep, you tool - learn to spell.

Ranted by someone at 16:35, 18th March 2004.

These comments are solely the opinions of my readers (thanks a lot by the way) - as such the level of sanity and accuracy cannot be guaranteed, which is what makes them fun.

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