Eggs!
	{ 22.02.2004 }

Eggs! Look, an egg! When was the last time YOU ate one?

Personally I hate them, but according to the adverts on TV they're fast food and good for you! Don't worry about salmonella — that's just a myth to scare small children, along with pixies, elves and midgets.

Eggs are manufactured by robots using two types of 'goo': yellow goo called 'protein' and transparent goo that bears a striking resemblance to UHU glue. We all know that the body needs eggs to stick together: protein to keep our bones strong, and glue to bond our skin to our bones. Without eggs — flop! Everyone would go all floppy and eventually merge into one huge gelatinous blob.

You have no excuse! Eat eggs or die. Good evening.

{ 20.37 }

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I eat eggs but they make me fart

Ranted by someone at 16:06, 23rd February 2004.

These comments are solely the opinions of my readers (thanks a lot by the way) - as such the level of sanity and accuracy cannot be guaranteed, which is what makes them fun.

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