 What a load of Bosweloxâ„¢
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{ 18.02.2004 }
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Goooood mornin'. Hope you've been doing dandy over the past few days. But random rant alert! Something has recently had me stuped in fits of giggles: let me introduce you to the fantastic telly ad featuring the so-bloody-gorgeous-it-hurts Claudia Schiffer and her latest dalliance with the girly crème-à -la-face company, L'Oréal.
We're all used to being blinded by science, but now we're being blinded by bollocks. Literally. Bosweloxâ„¢ is the graceful name given to this recent splurge of anti-aging-anti-wrinkle-anti-depressant cream. Smear Bosweloxâ„¢ all over your chops before bedtime and you'll wake up looking like a supermodel. Here's the running (and paraphrased) commentary:
Are YOU ugly? We all know that screwing our faces up deepens wrinkles. Nothing to do with your daily intake of Big Macâ„¢ and Friesâ„¢ and complete lack of exercise. Noooo... it's all that smiling at babies.
Well fret no longer! You too can be taken in by our patronising Ms. Schiffer with new advances in taking-the-piss technology. Introducing Bosweloxâ„¢, with nano-fit-inducing endorphins that smooth the skin with their hyper-intelligent triple-sine waves.
Go on... smile at babies with confidence! |
You know what? I think I'll pass, thanks.
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