 Patrick Moore's waistband
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{ 20.01.2005 }
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Patrick Moore is a British institution. He's nearly three hundred years old, yet doesn't look a day over two hundred. But something slightly disturbs me about the xylophone-plunking, bemonocled, mumbling astronomer — and that's the height of his waistband.
Deary me, the belt is so far up it's beginning to encroach on nipple territory. Surely it won't be long before he's eclipsed by one huge trouser crotch.
I'm only concerned for the old fella, worried that it's cutting off the circulation to his arms, but that's possibly the reason why he's still alive. Bless him. I suppose it happens to us all as we reach our twilight years.
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