Parp
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{ 01.12.2004 }
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My God will I please stop farting! Attach a hose to my bottom and I could supply British Gas with enough methane to see them through into next year. If the hole in the ozone layer gets any bigger, no doubt my gaseous emissions will be solely responsible.
So I must apologise. I will see a doctor. That is all.
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