It seems to me like everybody's going to Glastonbury this year. I've had to greet ardent cries of "Look — I've got tickets!!" with feigned empathetic delight. And it will doubtlessly be the bestest festival ever in the history of bestest festivals ever. Even my nextdoor neighbour's pet chiwawa has managed to blag tickets for him and his mates.
Every year I'm unlucky enough to miss out, most probably because I actually don't want to go. Yet still I'm raging with bug-eyed, green monster envy for those fortunate buggers squatting in the fields right now. Have a look at the latest webcam shot of lots of people having fun:
So everybody join me in saying "I'm not going to Glastonbury this year and I'm perfectly OK with that", or something blatantly fallacious to that effect.
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